We all dream of becoming millionaires. Making a fortune is nothing like a piece of cake, though. You need to think of a product, then come up with a catchy name for it, then think over and plan your actions carefully... and still success is not guaranteed. Take these unlucky guys as a warning and a lesson ;)
GERIATRIC CITY
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn’t attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities.
A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to its customers.
Wanna join our Monster Cynics’ Club? We are now accepting applications. How to do it? Just add your definition below :) DENTURES:
Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one’s grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.
DNA:
A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.
FIBER:
Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.
A stately manse occupied by transients who continually receive visitors but lack the energy and inclination to entertain them.
How to tell whether it’s an urgent need or you can wait a couple of days more? Simply follow our user-friendly tips ;)
- You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
- You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you.
- Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.- Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit like they did in the movie "Outbreak" to avoid catching the Ebola virus.
- The Snuggle Bear on the softener bottle officially died last week.
- The DEA’s drug sniffing dog is always coming by to sniff your laundry because the strong stench makes him think you have 28 tons of pot in your closet.
- Even after sewing 28 spring scented dryer sheets to the inside of your shirt, your friends still say you reek.
- The phrase "Wash Me" is visibly written in your jeans.
- Your red T-shirt is now green.
- The boss pulls you aside to remind you that your company’s casual days does not include your college graduation gown and scuba diving fins.
Dobra, dobra. Chwila. Chcesz sobie skomentować lub ocenić komentujących?
Zaloguj się lub zarejestruj jako nieustraszony bojownik walczący z powagą